1987 FRANK ZAPPA AS MARIO FUENTE WEASEL DUST DEALER MIAMI VICE PHOTO DON JOHNSON

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FIRST SHOWN ON TV IN THE U.S.A. ON MARCH 14TH 1986 - MIAMI VICE TV EPISODE "PAYBACK" - THIS IS AN ORIGINAL APPROXIMATELY 8 1/4 X 5 7/8 INCHES { USING A STANDARD SIZE 1980'S NORTH AMERICAN CHICKEN TO MEASURE IT, NOT ONE OF THOSE SMALLER EUROPEAN CHICKENS } PROMO PHOTO MADE IN GERMANY IN 1987 WHICH IS APPARENTLY WHEN THEY GOT AROUND TO SHOWING THIS EPISODE OVER THERE OF A SCENE FROM THAT EPISODE. IN THIS PHOTO IS MARIO FUENTE THE WEASEL DUST DEALER PLAYED BY FRANK ZAPPA ABOARD HIS YACHT OUT IN THE ATLANTIC TALKING TO UNDERCOVER DET. CROCKETT PLAYED BY DON JOHNSON. THIS LOOKS LIKE THE VERY SCENE WHEN MARIO CALLED IT WEASEL DUST. IN THIS EPISODE FRANK ZAPPA PLAYS MARIO FUENTE A DRUG LORD THAT LIVES ON HIS YACHT WITH PLENTY OF FINE WOMEN WITH FIRM UPLIFTED MAMMALIAN PROTUBRANCES PAST THE 12 MILE BARRIER IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS SO HE WON'T GET BUSTED. A DEA AGENT FROM NEW ORLEANS HELPS CROCKETT { DON JOHNSON } AND TUBBS { PHILIP MICHAEL THOMAS } TO BUST MARIO. SO THEY GO TO HIS YACHT TO SET UP A DEAL WITH MARIO WHERE-UPON MARIO ACTUALLY DOES CALL IT WEASEL DUST. LATER THEY RETURN TO RAID THE BOAT AND KILL A FEW OF MARIO'S HENCHMEN, BUT NOT OL' MARIO HIMSELF. HOWEVER SINCE THEY'RE IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS, THEY CAN'T TAKE HIM BACK. SO IN THE LAST SCENE MARIO HOLDS HIS NOSE, JUMPS OVERBOARD AND SWIMS AWAY FROM THE BOAT. YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S A DOUBLE SWIMMING IN THE WATER AND NOT FRANK. I'M TELLING YOU, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SERIOUS COP SHOW, BUT THIS EPISODE WAS HILARIOUS AND I WAS SURPRISED THEY EVEN SHOWED IT. THIS IS A GREAT PHOTO TO HAVE IF YOU'RE A ZAPPA COLLECTOR. BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT THE PHOTO YOU SHOULD TRY TO FIND A COPY OF THIS EPISODE AND WATCH IT. IT'S A GENUINE GLOSSY PROMO PHOTO BY THE WAY, NOT A PRINT, SO CALLED MATT PHOTO OR LASER JET SCAN. THERE'S SOME INFORMATION TYPED IN GERMAN ON THE BACK AND A LITTLE WRITING. DOESN'T SHOW THRU TO THE FRONT. YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.
HELLO THERE. I'M REV. A. WEST PASTOR / TOASTMAN OF THE FIRST CHURCH OF APPLIANTOLOGY IN BEAUTIFUL PLOOKERSVILLE, MARYLAND. IT'S TURNING OUT TO BE AN EXCITING YEAR WITH THE RELEASE OF THE NEW MULTI-LINGUAL PLOOKMASTER 3000 ROTO PLOOKER VACUUM CLEANER WHICH IS NOW BEING MANUFACTURED RIGHT HERE IN THE USA. SO NO LONGER WILL YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO SPEAK GERMAN. JUST SAY ANYTHING TO IT IN ANY LANGUAGE AND YOUR WISH IS YOUR COMMAND. ALSO WE HAVE SOME OTHER KITCHEN MACHINERIES AND OTHER APPLIANCES THAT WILL JUST BLOW YOU AWAY, SUCH AS OUR TOASTERS THAT WILL REALLY GET YOU HOT. NO APPOINTMENT IS NECESSARY. SO ROLL ON OVER WHEN YOU'RE IN TOWN TO CRINK A TOASTER OR A COLOR TV. YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.
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HEY LARRY, STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL YEZ PROBABLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO SO TONITE. SO CHECK OUT MY FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, STEVE VAI, { LIKED SPANKING }, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET } PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, PLUS SOME COOL MARYLAND ARTISTS SUCH AS ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MICHAEL FATH AND OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT N' FRESH, AND THE MUFFINS IN THERE JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING TH
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R ROSETTAS FOR A GEEZER SUCH AS YOURSELF. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?